The result of mastering the model: neurasthenia, sleep disorders.

Behavior model: sitting at the table (on an armchair, sofa, etc.), loudly imitate farts, which causes cheerful approval of others.

The result of mastering the model: the formation of deviance, promiscuity, rude, insensitive, egoistic character.

Behavior model: you can dashingly jump into any holes (devilishly similar to open hatches), like Teletubbies do.

The result of mastering the model: an increase in children's injuries. Broken arms, legs and spine; distorted children's destinies.

"Let's list our previous discoveries made while watching Teletubbies," the researcher sums up, "a tendency to antisocial behavior, deviance, and depression; emotional dullness, passivity, helplessness, destructive thinking, neurasthenia; Add to this the incorrect connections of the elementary verbal and visual series that have been firmly learned in infancy (the child will confuse green and red, apple and grapes, etc.), and we get a portrait of a future loser and a criminal – a drug user."

And how many people have been psychologically unscrewed by the so-called network marketing! It is naïve to think that numerous methods of brainwashing affect only buyers. Take a closer look at the agents, distributors and distributors of all sorts of herbalives, zepters and rejuvenating balms. Is it possible to consider a normal person who, as if wound up, chants a memorized advertising text, not at all guided by the reaction of those to whom he addresses? They may not listen to him, they may even ask him to come out and not interfere with his work if he came with his goods to the institution - all to no avail. Until this living gramophone plays its record to the end, it cannot be turned off by any means. Agree, such behavior cannot be called adequate. It is also inadequate that a "network marketing specialist" ceases to differentiate people into friends and foes, foisting an "exclusive product" (allegedly yesterday a secret development of the military-industrial complex or a medicine that was used only to treat members of the Politburo) to everyone indiscriminately, including close relatives and bosom friends. Although a normal trader does not profit from his own.

The obsessed distributor does not react to the situation either. At a friendly party, at a funeral, on a date with a girl, he can pull a sample of the cherished product out of his bag at the most inopportune moment and start an advertising campaign. Tell me, can a person do all this in his right mind and firm memory? And is it necessary to be a major psychiatrist to diagnose his ill health?

Aggravation of symptoms

And how disastrous for people of a hysterical bent (of which there are not so few in the world!) frenzied sexual propaganda and calls to liberate themselves! Perhaps not everyone knows that "hysteria" in Greek means "womb". When sexual desires are hypertrophied, it is especially dangerous to disinhibit and warm up this sphere. There is, however, an opinion that the less you restrain yourself, the better. Including in intimate life. Let's throw away false shame and the psyche will supposedly calm down. But in fact, it is the opposite. Hysteria (i.e., a constitutional feature of a normal character) can develop with such a swing - and often now develops - into a natural hysterical psychosis.

"I have never seen such acute forms of hysteria as I see now," one psychiatrist with thirty years of experience in a large Moscow hospital admitted to us. "Even a hysterical arc can be seen, which I have only read about in the literature before (this is when, in a state of hysterical fit, the patient bends with a bridge – author's note).

To allow a hysterical woman (and hysteria is primarily a female disease, although due to the feminization of men, the number of tantrums among the stronger sex has increased significantly) to satisfy her below-belt desires without hindrance is like allowing an obese person to eat as many times and as much as he wants. Having "liberated", the fat man will very quickly go to the other world. But if an obese patient harms only himself by promiscuity, then a mentally ill person, whom society allows to dissolve, destroys not only himself, but also others. Take the same hysterics. Previously, the excess of their bad energy spilled out on others mainly in the form of shouts, scandals, resentments, sudden tears, which dried up as instantly as they appeared. As long as public morality was not shaken, the increased attention of hysterics to a certain aspect of life often turned into a paradoxical side, i.e., hypocrisy: they caught others in secret amorous relationships on the principle of "chicken dreams of millet." This was also unpleasant, led to conflicts, even tragedies. But now that erotica is held in high esteem, sexually obsessed citizens no longer hide their true predilections. And the life of many families turned into hell. It is not difficult to imagine what the husband of an "enlightened" hysterical woman now hears, how she humiliates him, how she reproaches him for male impotence, how he advertises his affairs on the side, referring to recommendations read in magazines and even heard in doctors' offices. And since hysterics are demonstrative, they are happy to arrange their concerts in public. Including in front of children. It is frightening to think how the soul of a child is crippled when he hears obscene accusations against his father.

And what an expanse now for sexually obsessed teachers at school! Valeology, health lessons, elements of sex education in literature, history, not to mention biology, in which, if desired, everything can be turned "to that steppe". Moreover, the relevant topics in school education are supervised by truly "worthy" people. For example, an old sodomite with a completely unscrewed psyche, posing for newspaper photographs in underpants and flirting his bare legs, he is also an academician of the Academy of Education and almost the main consultant on sex education for schoolchildren. And another mental patient, who was once hospitalized with a diagnosis of "obsessive sexual fantasies and public masturbation", now acts as the largest sex therapist on television and cultivates backward Russians, declaring, in particular, that only in such a monstrously savage country as ours there are still no sexology lessons in schools. Shame on the entire civilized world!

However, our Hamburg fantasies about madmen who will soon dictate their rules of human coexistence to normal people were quickly realized! And if the matter were limited only to "sexual revolutionaries"... Colleagues, psychiatrists, have repeatedly told us that many representatives of modern government can easily be diagnosed directly on TV – the disease is so prominent. And these sick people have been deciding the fate of the whole country in recent years. Is it an accident again? But even a small child will not believe in this. Especially today, when we are tirelessly explained that it is impossible to get to the top without "promotion".